Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Confessions on an unsuspecting mom..

Lets be honest here..... Motherhood is AWESOME... But there are things that or not to glorious. I remember watching my mom  and saying to myself....

"No I wont go through that. Im Young!"

HA!!!!!!!

Yeah... "glamour does not discriminate!

1) I thought that my bladder was weak because I had a baby in there.... But no such luck.. Its now just weak. I need to go and I NEED TO GO. There is no time to hold it or wait. IT IS NOW!

2) I laughed when we would go out to eat and my mom would eat spicy food and next thing you know she was running to the bathroom.... My tummy cant do spicy anymore... But do you think I listen?

3) My Hips are wide... Yep. I lost a lot of the baby fat, but I doubt I will EVER fit back in my size 1 Jeans.

4) My house is hardly ever clean a full day. AND SHE DOESNT EVEN WALK YET! but there is the car seat, They diaper, The Bumbo, The swing and the many of clothes, and so on and so on.

5) it hard to shop for myself now. Its all about what I can get Kai. I need new shoes.. but what do I walk out with??? Gap clothes for her when she is ONE! gezzz I have a problem.

6) I LOVE to hear people tell me how cute she is! So not to brag... but seriously... guy from Jiffy Lubb-"OMG that is one cute baby" Teenage boys at the mall- " thats a cute baby" other teenage boy responses- " NO its not, no baby is cute" he looks down - " O ok I guess this one is really cute"

7) So.. this might be graphic, But its true... your boobs get saggy.. :( I didn't want to believe it. But it happens. That is why Juan and I have made an agreement of sorts... I will give him cute babys... and he will pay for my boob job when they child bearing is done.

8) The nice hair, nice nails, pretty skin glow ( although im sure i never had that glow) Is over.

9) Getting to excursus is hard.. I work full time so once I get home all I want to to TRY to pick up the house and spend some mommy baby time. And then some Mommy daddy time.. No time for Me....

10) ummm Life is just changed.. For the better with a few... bumps.


Your Truly,


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